Oh yes, I got sucked into this one too…
1.) I’m awesome.
2.) I’m so awesome, my birthday is celebrated as a national holiday in 24 countries including Denmark, Malaysia, and Paraguay.
3.) I’m so awesome, if you’re taking a test and there’s a true or false section, if you answer “Corey Richardson” it will be marked as correct.
4.) I’m so awesome that 9 out of 10 dentists agree that shaking my hand can prevent cavities.
5.) I’m so awesome, a few years ago I recorded the sound of me thinking… it won five Grammys.
6.) I’m so awesome that I dream in 12 different languages.
7.) I’m so awesome, Stevie Wonder knows what I look like.
8.) I’m so awesome, they took the film footage of my birth and early childhood and tried to make it into a biopic about my life. Unfortunately, it was too long so they released it as a series… That film is called Star Wars.
9.) I’m so awesome, I can play a full game of beach volleyball by myself.
10,) I’m so awesome, I can light a cigarette with my thoughts.
11.) I’m so awesome, I’ve won the Daytona 500 three times. The second time, I was riding a horse.
12.) I’m so awesome that if you type my name in a Google search, it will give you the answer to Pi.
13.) I’m so awesome that you’ll know that you made a perfect score on the SAT if all the bubbles filled in form a portrait of my face.
14.) I’m so awesome, I was born with a full set of teeth and the blueprints to the space shuttle tattooed on my back.
15.) I’m so awesome that my boogers are the birthstone for the month of April.
16.) I’m so awesome that I can fish with a spoon and a light bulb. Don’t ask me how, just know that I have three fine sea bass in the fridge.
17.) I’m so awesome, I always have correct change. Not because I carry a lot of coins, its just that stores let me pay whatever I want.
18.) I’m so awesome, people can and do get high off my fingernail clippings.
19.) I’m so awesome, I’ve been elected Prime Minister of Canada, twice.
20.) I’m so awesome, I have three birthdays.
21.) I’m so awesome, I have an Academy Award. I don’t know why, just one day I opened my mail and there was something about an Oscar and this statue. Its cool though, It kinda matches the Grammys.
22.) I’m so awesome that I’m licensed to practice law and medicine in 37 states and all 10 Canadian provinces.
23.) I’m so awesome, I grew my first goatee at age 4.
24.) I’m so awesome, Clive Owen has been cast to play me in the Saved By The Bell reunion show. I was never on Saved By The Bell, I’m not white, nor am I British, but someone’s going to pay him to stay home that night, say he’s me and watch the show.
25.) I’m so awesome, if you go to a bar and order a Corey Richardson, you get two shots of bourbon, a beer and the cash register.
I’m just that awesome.
1 response so far ↓
Leah // February 6, 2009 at 12:09 am |
wow. I’m Canadian, and an April baby, and I concur…we’re working on getting you licensed in our two territories too…you’re just that awesome…lmao…
PS. when I was a freshman at Spelman, you had locs, and I was soooo into your awesomeness…you’ve cut the locs, and I’m no longer a freshman… but you’ve redeemed yourself with this post…