Congratulations To Chuck Todd… He’s White.

Either that, or the folks at Huffington Post need to do a better job editing…

Chuck Todd: HCIC

Does this mean Lester Holt will be the Chief Black Correspodent?  And what about Ann Curry, what ethnicity is she going to go to bat for?

What The Fuck Is Up With Your Hat, Man?

Today, Barack Obama named Ken Salazar as his Secretary Of The Interior… unfortunately, Ken Salazar doesn’t have anyone in his immediate family or circle of friends who loves him enough to point out the fact that he looks like a douchebag.

Ken Salazar on the right.

I thought he was just inappropriately attired for his appointment to the most important job he’s held in his life, but apparently I was wrong.

Turns out, Sen. Salazar likes to wear a cowboy hat indoors at all kinds of wrong times.  I guess the question, “Does this guy look like a dork or what?” doesn’t get asked too much during vetting sessions.

Dork.

Here’s Sen. Salazar at the DNC in Denver this past summer.  Two thumbs up for the state of Colorado, two thumbs down for that shit on your head.

I’ve decided now that when President-Elect Obama finally creates the Department Of Sarcasm And Randomly Slapping People In The Street and I’m named Secretary of said department, I’m going to wear a Washington Nationals fitted and a pair of matching Dunks.  I can’t look any worse that this guy.