Remember What I Said The Other Day About The N Word?

Yeah?  Well I wasn’t talking about this nigga…

I guess this is someone’s way of trying to tell white people that they can not vote for Obama and not feel like a racist because there may be about 5% of African Americans who aren’t voting for him.  You know what else about 5% of African Americans do?  Smoke crack.  Just something to think about.

This Week’s Candidate For The Hook…

McCain spokesperson Michael Goldfarb.

I mean, really man… if you don’t know, just say it and don’t make yourself look like a yammering idiot.

Corey Richardson’s Garbage Chili Recipe…

This is for the folks on Facebook who were wondering what I was cooking… here’s how you can make it at home.

Ingredients:

1lb. ground beef

3 Chicken sausages

1/2 onion, diced

1/2 garlic clove diced

1 jalepeno pepper diced

2 tbsp chili powder

2tbsp black pepper

1 tbsp cinnamon

1tbsp salt

1tbsp celery salt

1 tbsp cayenne pepper

1 14.5 oz. can diced tomatoes

1 14.5 oz. can black beans

1 package grated sharp cheddar cheese

3 strong pours of Maker’s Mark Bourbon

Brown ground beef and add salt, pepper, and cayenne to taste, add fresh vegetables after browning and stir for 5-10 minutes.  Empty into large pot with diced tomatoes, black beans, chili powder, cinnamon, and more salt & pepper and stir to begin simmer.  Cook chicken sausage, and add to simmer with celery salt and Maker’s Mark.  Stir for 5 minutes then let simmer for an hour.  Add shredded sharp cheddar during the last 5-10 minutes of simmer to solidify top.

Bake biscuits.

Pour Garbage Chili into bowl, add fresh baked biscuit and enjoy.

Try it, tell me how it works for you.