Or a racist.
You decide.
Look folks, these people have been running for president for over 18 months, have been through 49 debates, and countless primaries on both sides. We’ve sat through the conventions, three presidential debates, one vice presidential debate, an economic meltdown, character attacks, and at least 4,298 times the word “fundamental” has been used by either candidate. We’ve got access to three major networks, three major cable news networks, newspapers, magazines, the internet, and plenty of people around you with opinions.
If you can’t make up your mind by now, I’m going to assume that you’re just an idiot.
What more do you need, man? I mean really, is there anything else that either candidate can tell you or show you that is going to sway you, or are you just an indecisive nitwit who probably has a closet full of clothes that all match to keep you from having the stress of picking out what you’re going to wear every morning? What don’t you know?
Tax policy?
Stance on the war?
Economic plan?
Boxers or briefs?
Is there a lingering question out there that’s preventing you from actually making up your feeble mind? Are you the person who goes to McDonald’s and breaks out in sweats when you have to decide between a #1 or a #2?
MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY!
I swear, if I open the paper on Friday and see anymore people listed as “undecided,” I’m going to be forced to assume that that percentage of Americans are either drunk, crazy, mentally challenged, or basically useless.
I’m Corey Richardson, and I approve this rant.
