Call this one Corey’s Campaign Countdown To The N Word.
I’m looking at the vitals from the McCain Campaign and they’re not looking too good. In fact, this weekend they made a proclamation that they’re going to go negative and “turn the page” on the economic crisis. Of course, Wall Street had other plans… but I digress.
Its like watching a fight between two grown men. Now, there’s a certain level of mutual respect and unwritten man-law that says that, when going head to head with another man, you can punch or kick anywhere on the body, except the nuts. Nuts are always off limits. But we’ve all been there when someone’s getting their snotbox rocked and they have to resort to a nutkicking for mere survival. Its not cool, but its the final recourse.
Same thing with the McCain team and their increasing desire and need to go negative. Its only a matter of time before John McCain goes off the reservation in a fit of rage, or Sarah Palin slips up in a moment of stupidity (gleaned from a lifetime of stupidity) and goes all in and says “Nigger”.
Oh, you know its coming.
Fact is, this campaign has become the political equivalent of an 18-wheeler piloted by a drunk driver on an icy mountain road and their genius plan to stop the skid is to hit the accelerator and drive off the mountain. Its only going to get worse. And just like the word “bitch” got tossed around casually with Hillary Clinton amongst the McCain folks, its becoming clear that someone is gonna go full bore and drop the N bomb before its all over.
Hell, Jesse Jackson did it… AND HE’S A NIGGA!
So, just like I predicted Joe Biden’s tears and Sarah Palin’s gradual meltdown, you can take my prediction and word as bond. Before November 4th, someone’s gonna slip up and call Barack Obama a nigger.
Say I’m wrong.
